Sorry, but you cannot F with Dolly Parton. Not even Kim can mess with Ms P. Well, ok, maybe Kim, but whatever. I'm saying, Dolly is big out there. In flicks? Ace. On disc? Ace.
Like Pras' Ghetto Superstar? That be Dolly and Kenny's Island In The Stream sample. Whitney's I Will Always Love You? Dolly did it before and better.
Anyway, the point of me veering slightly off subject to get all country on your assesses is to let those interested that Dolly P is hitting the UK next year. March in fact. This is the first time those impressive, er, lungs have hit the UK since the '70s, so Boy Better Know I'm a be there. Even if I have to pay for thos mo'fo's (actually, having seen the tix are going for £195, maybe not. They have the cheek to add 'inc VAT.' Mate, for 195 notes I'm expecting cabs there and back, dinner before-hand and free alchafrol all night. About inc VAT.)
Anyway, get your D.I.VO.R.C.E(eeee), Jolene, 9-5, Lil Ghetto Boy, Coat Of Many Colours, P.T.A etc ON in March. Unless they really are £195, in which case just go buy a few albums instead.
And another thing; Dolly knows about hard living. This chick grew up on a mountain, sleeping 15 to a bed and eating corn or some shit. So when she sings - she siiiiiiings!
From the hills to the Hollywood Hills. She even has her own amusement park called Dollywood. Now that's Gangsta.
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Dolly Pardon??? = DEADOUT!!!
Dolly Parton is big in the game!
Dolly P.
Big up ya chest.
Looks like that's three against one Walks. Embrace the Parton and your life will be better. Honest.
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