Here I am Oop North (not in any way a deal to me, a Brummie, unlike those stupid Londoners who go on about 'north of the Watford Gap' business). So I'm here to see how bassline do, live and direct at Hanky Panky.
But I'm disturbed. There was just some local adverts on ITV, for Broadgate and such. And then there was an ad for Findus Spam Fritters. WTF?!?!
Has Jamie Oliver seen these?
People, please, is this a northern thing or do people all over the country eat this 'food'?