Saturday, January 17, 2009

Barack: Banned

I would LOVE to be in Chicago/ Washington this Tues. I won't be, but if you are, here's a list of stuff you're not allowed to bring with you. They ain't playing:

Firearms and ammunition, real or fake
Explosives, including fireworks
Knives, blades, or sharp objects of any length
Mace and/or pepper spray
Sticks or poles
Hand tools, such as a “Leatherman”
Packages
Backpacks
Bicycles
Bags and purses larger than 8 inches by 6 inches by 4 inches
Duffel bags
Suitcases
Thermoses
Glass containers
Coolers
Strollers
Umbrellas
Laser pointers
Signs, posters
Tents or structures of any kind
Animals other than service animals
Alcoholic beverages

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