Vic Reeves...

Was a bit pissed and 'forgot' what he was presenting.

Rock and roll.

Sigh...

Why is he even presenting an award? Was Cheryl Baker busy?

Now Sharon is swearing a lot. Yikes. Note it is after 9pm so still not rock and roll. Had she thrown out the 'C word, I'd have been a lot more impressed...

The Arctic's just made a quite good joke about the Brits school. I rates them for that.

Well then, that's it.

Ok, it's not, Paul McCartney is still yet to play but lets face it, ain't no one trying to watch THAT! DEADOUT!!

One thing that is surprising - apart from how much surgery Paul McCarney has had - is that Leona Lewis won diddly-squat. Who knew?

Arctic's

Finally, something interesting might be happening. Booze is spilt, flat caps are worn and they're rocking wellies.

Wow, these dudes are drunk.

One of them just blew a horn.

Oh, that was the extent of the excitement.

Wow - not even indie acts are rock and roll these days. DRYOUT!!

Luckily, Wino is back to sing Love Is A Losing Game. She's going that out-of-time wobble that she does so well and wearing a gorgeous little dress. It shows off her 8 million tattoos though. Actually, that's probably the point. She finishes with 'I love you baby. Make some noise for my husband, my Blake."